Clown Litmus Test

Ever wondered how to tell if a clown is really a clown?

Here's how you tell...compliments of Porter. And I should mentioned that he has tested this in the field and it is a proven method.

Get the clown to bend over and give you a high five, then quickly reach in and give his nose a test honk. If said nose does not honk proceed to pull as hard as you can and try to remove nose thereby proving that the clown is indeed just a man dressed up to look like a clown.